Danny DeVito (Sheriff Wyatt Rash) ● Bette Midler (Mona Dearly) ● Neve Campbell (Ellen Rash) ● Jamie Lee Curtis (Rona Mace) ● Casey Affleck (Bobby Calzone) ● William Fichtner (Phil Dearly) ● Marcus Thomas (Jeff Dearly) ● Peter Dobson (Lieutenant Feege Gruber) ● Kathleen Wilhoite (Lucinda) ● Tracey Walter (Clarence) ● Will Ferrell (Cubby The Funeral Director) ● Paul Ben-Victor (Deputy Tony Carlucci) ● Paul Schulze (Deputy Jimmy D.) ● Mark Pellegrino (Murph Calzone) ● Raymond O'Connor (Father Tom Stowick)